You suck.
Too harsh? Okay, let me put it this way. I can't handle the tears any longer. I no longer want to be the crazy woman in the CRV who randomly and without warning flips a certain finger for no other reason than another driver's failure to appropriately signal an impending turn. Or lane change. (You know who you are, other drivers. A blinker is not something to do to be courteous. And the use of one is certainly not optional). Also, dear hormones, I would like to make it through one Kare11 news extra without crying. Or ASPCA commercial. Or an episode of Cops.
I think that DRL would agree with me on this. Please leave my body. Or at least do me a solid and level yourselves out already.
Who was it that said we must embrace our raging hormones as a necessary and beautiful part of the miracle of gestation? I would like to shoot them. And then cry in their arms. Minus the shooting.
Love,
A
Oh, and a P.S. for you 2.5 readers out there...I, Athena Pelton, am the unluckiest person on the planet. Want proof? Over on Ree's blog, I actually managed to enter her daily trivia challenge and was the first to post the answers to the movie quotes. YES you read that right. THE FIRST to post on a quiz about MOVIE QUOTES. And wouldn't you know it, in all my (google searching) haste, I missed two. TWO. Google, your open letter is coming.
I am so ashamed.
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